preppy white

I hate Aeropostale. I hate it. Passionately.
Reasons I hate Aeropostale:

the fact that no one can agree on the pronunciation (how the F do you say it?)
the dustiness of the products
the teenybopper clientele
the fact that all of their clothes look the same
the continual nature of their sales (do they ever end?)

Really, my main problem with [...]

V for Voluptuous

Irritation: Guys who wear deep v-neck shirts; this could be just my opinion, but male cleavage is absolutely unnecessary.
Faithful readers, what is your opinion of this fashion (in my mind) faux pas?